5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
- me: i wish someone liked me
- someone: [likes me]
- me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.
